Bently – For Us

If you and your partner are looking for the perfect vehicle for your romantic getaway to a five-star resort, look no further than the Bently Speed Edition. This overpriced hunk of metal is sure to impress the valet and make all of your friends with practical, fuel-efficient cars jealous.

There’s no better way to show the world that you’ve still got it than by rolling up in the ultimate symbol of luxury and success. So go ahead, indulge in the ultimate driving experience and make every moment with your loved one unforgettable.

With its twin-turbocharged 6.0L W12 engine and ridiculous top speed of 206 mph, the Speed Edition is the perfect way to show the world that you value speed and power over practicality and common sense. And with its sleek, aerodynamic design and pure color scheme, it’s a clear indication that you care more about appearances than the environment.

But don’t worry, the Speed Edition is not just a one-trick pony. Inside, it features handcrafted leather seats and a state-of-the-art infotainment system, ensuring that you and your partner can enjoy the ultimate in luxury while you sit in traffic and contribute to air pollution. Plus, with its advanced driver assistance systems, you can drive with the confidence that your car will keep you safe – unless you crash it while showing off to your friends, of course.

So if you’re planning a romantic getaway to a five-star resort and you want to make sure that everyone knows how wealthy and shallow you are, the Bently Speed Edition is the perfect choice. Just don’t expect it to save the planet or make you a better person.