Bently: For Him

As a retired white man, you’ve hit that point in life where you’ve got more money than you know what to do with, and not much else to live for. But don’t let that get you down – now is the perfect time to indulge in the finer things in life, like a Bently.

Bently cars are the epitome of luxury and class, with their sleek designs and powerful engines. And as a retired white man, owning a Bently is the ultimate way to prove your masculinity through conspicuous consumption. Not only will you be able to enjoy the thrill of the open road, but your friends will finally respect you for having the most impressive car on the block.

But let’s face it – beneath that tough exterior, there’s still a little boy inside of you who’s hurting. Maybe you didn’t get the love and affection you needed growing up, or maybe you’re still haunted by your past. But with a Bently, you can finally heal that little boy and give him the love and validation he’s been craving.